The Two Types of Black Friday People
There are two types of people that emerge on Black Friday. The first one was up and at the stores by 1 a.m., pushing and shoving, reveling in the competitive and oftentimes not particularly rewarding shopping madness. They’ll spend five to ten hours standing in lines, crowding into dressing rooms, and squabbling with other shoppers just to get that one perfect discounted item, and they won’t regret a second of it!
The second type of person has chosen to take Black Friday as an opportunity to embody a sloth. They’re passed out in bed or on the couch, their stomachs still full from gorging themselves the day before, wrapped tight in the embrace of a full-on food coma that’s likely to last the remainder of the day. They’ve spent weeks looking forward to this moment and planned accordingly. Black Friday is their day for recovery, their day to do literally nothing, and they intend to do just that.
Whether you’re spending the day clawing some stranger for a pair of boots or simply choosing never to leave your bed, it’s ok. We approve, and we’re right there with you. Today we’re taking a break too, and we’re loving it. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the day with family and friends, no matter how you choose to spend it!